am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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