what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Is it penis luge time yet?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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