bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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