I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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