he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
my shit smells like andre
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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