We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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