Sry I called you an 8
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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