I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I need moral support for this bender
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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