that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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