Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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