he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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