no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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