I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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