Porn is love you can see.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
A+ Viking dick
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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