I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I would fuck him just for his dog
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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