Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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