and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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