And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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