I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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