the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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