normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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