You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
