So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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