We're facebook friends in real life
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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