Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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