what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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