just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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