Small penises have feelings too.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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