Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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