Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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