I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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