so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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