Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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