She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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