I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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