angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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