Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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