I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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