I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The air was thick with penises
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
