I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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