So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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