let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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