when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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