we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Randomize