I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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