she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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