Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Randomize
