we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
