It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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