He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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