I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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