Pappa wants mamma naked
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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