oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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