Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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